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[SFM] Get your own! by IAMCHEESE22 [SFM] Get your own! :iconiamcheese22:IAMCHEESE22 2 0 Tiny Baby Hands (Yes inspired by Heavy) by IAMCHEESE22 Tiny Baby Hands (Yes inspired by Heavy) :iconiamcheese22:IAMCHEESE22 4 9 Holy Nun vs The Widow 18+ by IAMCHEESE22
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Holy Nun vs The Widow 18+ :iconiamcheese22:IAMCHEESE22 3 3
BLU Scout Interrogated by IAMCHEESE22
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BLU Scout Interrogated :iconiamcheese22:IAMCHEESE22 3 9
What have I done? by IAMCHEESE22 What have I done? :iconiamcheese22:IAMCHEESE22 3 9 Source Filmmaker Poster Render Test by IAMCHEESE22 Source Filmmaker Poster Render Test :iconiamcheese22:IAMCHEESE22 0 2 Elite Trooper Chest Piece by IAMCHEESE22 Elite Trooper Chest Piece :iconiamcheese22:IAMCHEESE22 4 0
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Sandy Hook School Shooting
Everyone knows of the school shooting that occurred a week ago. Adam Lanza went into a Newtown School and shot up two classrooms of First Graders, as well as a few staff members. And this recent tragedy, whose numbers of deaths has gone above those of the Columbine High School shooting, has dug up old arguments about Gun Control, and has caused the new push to ban automatic guns of all shapes and sizes. Of the few adults who were killed, two of them, were Adam's mother, and finally himself. It's believed that, had the local authorities not arrived at the time they did, the number of dead students would've been greater than what we're dealing with now.
Let me start off by saying, this is a terrible event, and very tragic, especially that it happened a week before Christmas, and my love goes out to those poor families whose children have died. But I strongly disagree with banning these automatic guns. Now many of you are going to criticize me, making wild accusations that I "like that li
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The Thanksgiving Hypocrisy
   Wonderful frigging world we live in. Yesterday we give thanks, we sit around a table and eat with our loved ones, thankful for what we have... then the next day we go to stores and kill each other over materialistic items that aren't even worth THINKING about shedding blood over... but we still do it. People will tell you the overall religion of America is Christianity... well I got news for all of you guys in other countries: It's not Christianity... it's consumerism. (Yes, I got that from The Amazing Atheist, but let's face it, he's right.) It's just like last year with the trampled Wal Mart employee... except this year, two people were SHOT. Two people DIED, and for what? Nothing.
   I'm sorry, I really am, but I am DISGUSTED knowing how brutal we can be to each other, and for no good reason. You may think we're the most evolved and advanced species on this blue sphere in the sea of stars, but as the great George Carlin once said, we haven't even made it out o
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Cara Mia Addio~
   Cara bel, cara mia bella!
   Mia bambina, oh ciel (Chell)!
   Che ella stima!
   Che ella stima!
   O cara mia, addio!
   La mia bambina cara...
   perché non passi lontana?
   Sì, lontana da Scienza!
   Cara, cara mia bambina...
   Ah, mia bella!
   Ah, mia cara!
   Ah, mia cara!
   Ah, mia bambina!
   Oh cara, cara mia...
      Beautiful dear, my darling beauty!
   My baby, oh heavens!
   That she esteems!
   That she esteems!
   Oh my dear, farewell!
   My dear child...
   Why don't you walk far away?
   Yes, far away from Science!
   My dear, dear baby...
   Ah, my beauty!
   Ah, my dear!
   Ah, my dear!
   Ah, my little girl!
   Oh my dearest one...
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Sinister Movie Review
Sinister is a 2012 supernatural horror film directed by Scott Derrickson and written by Derrickson and C. Robert Cargill. It follows true-crime writer Ellison (Ethan Hawke) as he discovers a box of home movies that put his family in danger. The film employs "found footage" along with traditional cinematography. Premiered at the SXSW festival, Sinister was released in the United States on October 12, 2012.
Now, I have to say, I FUCKING LOVED THIS MOVIE!!! IT IS THE BEST HORROR MOVIE I'VE SEEN SINCE THE POSSESSION! (By the way, I enjoyed The Possession as well, but I love the true story more.) This was written by former Spill.com critic, Christopher Cargill, who voiced Carlyle. He's retired from critiquing movies, and has gone to become a professional screenwriter and novelist. This is his first movie, and he put his best into it, and his best kicks ASS!
What I liked about it:
The premise, the characters, even the kids! And the pagan deity, known as Bagul, who is known as the eater of ch
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The Lorax Movie Review
Plot: A 12-year-old boy searches for the one thing that will enable him to win the affection of the girl of his dreams. To find it he must discover the story of the Lorax, the grumpy yet charming creature who fights to protect his world.
What I liked: Danny DeVito as the Lorax. That's it.
What I REALLY didn't like: Well, allow me to list the horrible mistakes this movie and it's creators have made:
1. Contradicted the original story of the original Lorax short story.
2. The only line from the original book: "the touch of their tufts was much softer than silk and they had the sweet smell of fresh butterfly milk" -- and [in the movie] Ted says, "Wow, what does that even mean?" and Audrey says, "I know, right?" So one of the only lines that is from the book, that does have Dr. Seuss' sublime whimsy, is basically made fun of, or at least, dragged down to Earth. What a dick move is that?
3. We are constantly reminded that these are the guys who brought us "Despicable Me". Now, I disliked th
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Chronicle Review
Plot Summary: Chronicle is a 2012 science fiction film directed by Josh Trank and written by Max Landis based on a story by both Trank and Landis. It stars Dane DeHaan, Michael B. Jordan, and Alex Russell as a group of friends who gain powerful superhuman abilities and use them for mischief and personal gain until one of them begins to use their powers for darker purposes.
My Opinion: The premise was different, and original. I wanted this movie to be amazing, I had high hopes for it. Sadly, it disappointed at a few turns, and even does things that totally pulled me from the movie's atmosphere and were just annoying. But, the visual effects were pretty cool and the character Andrew, was really the most developed character out of the little trio, you understand why he's doing what he's doing, but by the end, he got really annoying, and you wondered "Why?!"  
What I didn't like: Like I said before, Andrew by the end. Even Andrews' father, who is abusive of course, doesn't make a
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We Bought a Zoo Review
Plot Summary: Facing his son's expulsion from school, recent widower, Benjamin Mee decides to begin a new life. To escape the sad reminders of his deceased wife, he buys a large house with a zoo in the backyard. Although reluctant to take on the zoo with all its animals - he decides to give it a try. His 7 year old daughter, Rosie, is happy with this, while his 14 year old son, Dylan, is the complete opposite.
My Opinion: I came into this, not hearing any reivews, not hearing the rating, or anything, and I have to say, I really loved this movie more than I thought I did. It's an amazing comedy-drama film, even though it's more drama than comedy. There are moments that are cute, and funny. It's almost like "Life: The movie", and I mean that in a good way. I highly recommend this movie, and I promise you this, you will cry, if not, feel like you want to.
What I didn't Like: At times the character, Dylan, was really annoying, and sometimes a total dick, but you learn to love him around th
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Beyond the Sea Lyrics
Somewhere beyond the sea
Somewhere waitin' for me
My lover stands on golden sand
And watches the ships that go sailin'
Somewhere beyond the sea
She's there watchin' for me
If I could fly like birds on high
Then straight to her arms I'd go sailin'
It's far beyond the star
It's near beyond the moon
I know beyond a doubt
My heart will lead me there soon
We'll meet beyond the shore
We'll kiss just as before
Happy we'll be, beyond the sea
And never again I'll go sailin'
***INSTRUMENTAL BREAK***
I know beyond a doubt,
My heart will lead me there soon
We'll meet, I know we'll meet
Beyond the shore
We'll kiss just as before
Happy we'll be, beyond the sea
And never again I'll go sailin'
(No more sailin')
(So long sailin')
(Byebye sailin')
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Contagion Review
   Plot Summary: Contagion follows the rapid progress of a lethal indirect contact transmission virus (fomite transmission) that kills within days. As the fast-moving pandemic grows, the worldwide medical community races to find a cure and control the panic that spreads faster than does the virus itself. As the virus spreads around the world, ordinary people struggle to survive in a society coming apart.
   My Opinion: This movie, is pretty cool for a virus film. Believe it or not, 28 Days/Weeks Later, those movies were, in fact, virus films, not zombie films, and that's why people don't like them. This movie, is believable, in people's reactions to not getting vaccines, looting and riots in the street, as well as people believing conspiracy theories because they're willing to believe anything. It's realistic, and the explanation as to where the virus originated, is believable after you think about it, and does not disappoint.  
  What
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Here's my first bit of art. I just used a camera, but the quality is good. Hope you enjoy them! :3

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Well, Adam West (Batman) and Peter Sallis (Wallace from Wallace and Gromit) both passed away. I am sad now.
Goddamn I'm amazed how much crap can be stirred over collections of poseable pixels in a computer program that's mainly used for porn. #Truth
Well I saw Alien: Covenant with my mother as a belated Mother's Day get together and it was, okay. As a stand alone Alien film, it's alright. They get into the chest bursting (or in this case back and mouth bursting) scenes relatively quickly, and the design of the new "Neomorph" is pretty damn unsettling and the CG was alright considering it's more action focused. As a sequel to Prometheus, it feels like Ridley Scott forgot what the trilogy was supposed to be about considering the first movie in this "Prequel to Alien trilogy" was about finding out where humans (and the xenomorphs) came from, only for the sequel to throw in a tiny bit of information, but not continue the story of finding out WHY the Engineers created the black goo to kill all of humanity in the first place or answer any established questions.

Also Xenomorphs don't have a baby stage of looking like a pink snake anymore. Now they just burst out baby sized, but pretty much fully formed with sharp limbs, ready to kill despite being born literally seconds ago.
Amazing how fast you can be given a gift, and suddenly some idiot breaks the only rule, the ONLY rule, and then it's taken away. Humanity never ceases to amaze me.
Huh, the President of Uber resigned. Another reason not to use their services.

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Hey whats going on guys? If you have joined a "9 Forum" you may know me as "Soraxriku". Don't ask on the name, I chose one at random. For this and the pairing one. I'm risking saying this as I might be stalked by...some other members but.. oh well. ^^ It's on my head. Anywho, I hope you enjoy my arts, no negativity, and we'll all be friends okay? Cool.
Peace~
Well, we have Trump for the next four years, should be interesting.

Also it's amazing, now the news is trying to make us feel sorry for families who may be deported because they came here illegally. Like, they're confirmed illegal...and they're talking to the media. Sorry but, how fucking stupid are you people?

Sorry, I can't feel bad for people who jumped the border illegally or stayed longer than the visa allowed. If you came here legally, I'd have no issue.
  • Listening to: Battle TF3 Soundtrack
  • Reading: Nothing
  • Watching: Paranormal Activity 3
  • Playing: Portal 2
  • Eating: Rainbows :D
  • Drinking: The Beer of Root

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BaronTheDoomlord Featured By Owner May 29, 2017
Thanks for the watch. :)
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IAMCHEESE22 Featured By Owner May 29, 2017
You're very welcome. ^_^ Keep up the great work!
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maxalate Featured By Owner May 15, 2017  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks for the +fav
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IAMCHEESE22 Featured By Owner May 15, 2017
You're most welcome! :D
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CyberII Featured By Owner May 10, 2017  Professional Traditional Artist
Thanks for your interest! :w00t:
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IAMCHEESE22 Featured By Owner May 10, 2017
You're most welcome! :D
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firestormrock Featured By Owner May 9, 2017
Thanks for watching :)
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IAMCHEESE22 Featured By Owner May 9, 2017
You're welcome! :D
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YumieDolly Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2017  Student Digital Artist
Thank you for the watch! ღゝ◡╹)ノ♡
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IAMCHEESE22 Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2017
You're welcome! <33
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